Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Obit: Dorie, Marlin, and Nemo

I regret to inform you that yesterday Dorie, Nemo, and Marlin passed away. Cause of death remains unknown, but a suspected hack water change is causing some questions to arise. While their time in our home was short lived, they gave us a few laughs. Their orange scales and funny mouths will be missed. The ceremony was private, and the family said a few words over the toilet before sending the fish to sea. In lieu of flowers or donations, the family asks that you gather your own family and enjoy the movie Finding Nemo, from which the fish were named.

(if you voted they would last less than a week...23% of you...then you were correct. apparently our fish-caring skills are lacking)

1 comment:

About Me said...

Hilarious! Is Wiley okay? Haha! I was one of the 5 to vote for 2 months...how wrong I was!

For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future. Jeremiah 29:11

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge Him and He will make your paths straight. Proverbs 3:5-6

In his heart a man plans his course, but the Lord determines his steps. Proverbs 16:9